My other superpowers include: now being able to eat a whole meal without getting nauseated, an egg allergy, the ability to tell when someone is about to barf, and a near infinite memory of Girl Guide songs.

I did somehow lose my superpowers to always be able to remember where we parked the car and to be able to watch a movie without subtitles. GOSH, I wonder where my attention went.

(Substitute coffee for wine, as is your pleasure. I’m a coffee mom, myself.)