How Baby

I wonder how I ever get out of the house some days. Not pictured:

• stroller and/or car seat and/or baby wrap
• six scratch tickets, one of which is a winner
• an expired prescription for birth control (seriously)
• socks for mom, for when I find The Right Shoes
• seriously way too many changes of clothes
• what are you, a princess?
• oh right, you are
• who’s my little princess, wubba wubba woobwooo blllrlrrrggrr