Regional Gothic, or ‘the gothic meme’, is a meme where you apply traditional southern Gothic tropes and pacing to unlikely things or places – check it out, just Google ‘[your region] gothic’ and see what happens. This one’s my region, and it’s fantastic.

So obviously, when I had a spooky encounter with one of Momo’s toys, I knew what I had to do.

I haven’t been able to make the damn thing sing Home on the Range since.