How Baby

You would think that putting food in your body would be a natural survival instinct, but every day, Momo continues to prove us (and the laws of physics) wrong by existing entirely on air and a few choice carbohydrates.

Searched for hours for kid-friendly recipes? Doesn’t matter. Made sure everything you buy is the best quality? Doesn’t matter. Make something because they specifically asked for it? You took too long, so it doesn’t matter. It’s going in the garbage.

It’s just so funny, because you can swear up and down you’ll make sure your kid eats healthy, because how hard can it be? And then you realize that you literally can’t force food into them without contravening the Geneva Conventions, so they’re going to win in the end.