Momo’s turning four! On Tuesday, actually. She’s officially outlived Vine, which was also created in 2013, and I got to thinking about other things she’s totally dominated in the field of continuing to exist.

Good job, Momo. You’re not going to read these for many years yet (a Say Anything reference, very topical to someone born in 2013) so just… ask me what half of these things are, or something. Happy birthday!