How Baby

File under: insensitive things I also said before I had kids. Siiiiiiiiiigh.

There are some jokes that just… make it into the common lexicon, like ‘oh, it must be free!’ when something doesn’t scan at check-out. There’s even a commercial where a guy is watching a kid have a tantrum and then, oh, he remembers to pick up condoms. LIKE, thanks, I’m so glad my life can act as some sort of moral lesson for you.