It’s Girl Guide cookie selling season again! I think we startled the unit last time with how many cases we managed to sell in the autumn, but honestly… Sparks sell cookies like no one else. No one can refuse a five-year-old selling a box of cookies. Combine that with a mom who’s had her hustleshame burned out of her in the crucible of freelancing, and a dad who works with mostly young stoner DINKs, and we can unload a truly frightening amount of cookies between the three of us.

Weirdly, I’ve been looking forward to this part of Momo’s childhood the most. I was a Girl Guide for over ten years, so being able to do this kind of stuff with her feels really good.