Y’ever get dragged really hard by a six-year old*?

Featuring things Momo has actually said, because she’s the shadiest person in the whole family and she doesn’t even understand the art yet. It just comes to her naturally. It may be right, but you don’t have to drag me like that, child.

*Momo is six now!! It was her birthday yesterday. She wears six very well and absolutely cleaned up at Chuck E. Cheese. Happy birthday, future-Momo-who-is-probably-going-to-read-this-one-day! You were a good adventure partner on a beautiful, sunny day of hanging out together.