How Baby

Hey… do you remember playgrounds? Yeah…

I was going to do another ‘hey wtf why are children going back to school next week’ comic but, you know, it would have just been one panel of me with my head ratcheted back and snakes coming out of my mouth and the snakes all have tiny knives clenched in their teeth.

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I’m realizing, now, at the end of summer, that I… really… dropped the ball on getting Momo outside to play. Like, of course she’s going bibbledy. We live in a condo, so I can’t just… throw her into the backyard, you know? It takes forethought (and precious, precious spoons) to actually leave the house for the purposes of physical activity, which I dislike at the best of times, and… uh… whoops. Sure did let that one slide.