You knew it was coming. It was inevitable.

We had no clue going in that we were going to leave with Momo the next day, and we were NOT PREPARED. Pack your bags ahead of time, people — ‘not prepared’ was practically the theme of the entire first three months of Momo’s life.

The ‘itchy’ part was because I’m difficult and am allergic to penicillin, and the strain of Group B strep I has was resistant to anything but penicillin. So I got the third-rate crappy antibiotics that I was allergic to anyway! Isn’t childbirth magical?