Much like I was, and my family has nearly never let me live down, Momo was a chubby baby. She came out big and stayed big, never going under the 90th percentile for height or weight. It was a point of constant conversation for years: yes! She is quite big! Yes! She is rather cute! I love her chunky thighs too! And yes, her cheeks! I know, right?!
It’s too bad, weight-obsessed as everyone is, when she gets older she won’t ever remember a time when that was a good thing. Sorry, kiddo. Strangers admiring you for being chubby goes away real fast.
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