Flashbacks to when Kev and I were freshly married and it felt like everyone expected us to have kids right away, man. I couldn’t go a few rounds with the flu without someone asking if it was because I was pregnant. I DON’T KNOW WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT! There are only a few responses to that question, and they’re pretty much all awkward situations.

I don’t get them as much any more (achievement unlocked: proven worth as fertile feeeeeeeemale?), but it’s not unheard of. Am I the only person who thinks that family planning is a private decision? Like, leave the state of my uterus (and bedroom???) out of the conversation, yikes!