How Baby

There’s a lot of crap parenting advice out there, most of it either common sense (sleep when the baby sleeps) or conflicting (don’t wake a sleeping baby! but don’t let them oversleep; they should be on a schedule!).  Here are some uncommon tips from someone who’s heard them all, and somehow still thinks she has something to add.

(One of my biggest petty gripes is that Momo’s real name not only has a repeating letter, but ALSO is impossible to find on pre-customized kitsch in our language. Boo! Bad parenting, Lindsay.)

Today’s strip features a patreon cameo from Angela, who is OFF HAVING A BABY RIGHT NOW, oh my gosh. Congratulations, Angela! Some of you who follow me on Twitter might have seen the mural I did for her little raccoon child.