Featuring, real things that real people have said and done to me!! YES, someone actually tried to touch my leggings for some bizarre reason, and I could feel myself channel all my powers as a mom as I scolded him like a toddler who needed to relearn how to keep his hands to himself.

That’s one thing that’s definitely improved now that I’m a mom: I give significantly less of a damn about ‘making a scene’ in public. Before, I probably would have frozen and fled, but now I’m so practiced from being on top of Momo’s erratic behaviour that it’s second nature to call it out.