How Baby

All bodies are good bodies! Bodies are incredible wonders of unlikely chemical reactions all chaining together to make a whole thinking person capable of laughing at cat memes! And if I have to be party to some corporate interests exhorting me to make my miraculous body more palatable to an imagined male viewer, I am gonna light something on fire!!

How make boner happy??? How change body, make more boner happy???

It’s getting on warm weather here and there’s nothing I hate more than catching myself stuck in a body image rut, but alas, here I am again, just like clockwork. I ain’t even in the business of attracting boners outside of one specifically any more, and yet.

(She says, as she stuffs red velvet Oreos in her craw. Some things aren’t worth giving up, and the boners are going to just have to Deal.)