By following these five simple steps, you too can have happy, healthy, peaceful bedtimes! It’s simple! Sleep guaranteed, for at least one of you.

Convincing another human being to sleep is a miracle, especially when that human has only the most tenuous grasp of what ‘sleep’ is, and why they should desire it. It’s better now that she can form words and tell me what she needs instead of just wailing for three hours, but ‘being able to get out of bed and resist sleep entirely’ is a whole new ballgame.

Did you know my other comic has started weekly updates? That’s right! We’re three pages into the second chapter, now. Do me a solid and check it out if you like 1) moms and 2) kissing, yeah?