Like so many of us, I’ve been sucked back into Pokemon Go. It’s as fun as it was supposed to be the first time around! Yaaaaay.

Rolled up to a birthday party right under a gym last weekend, satisfied it was a Valor gym. Halfway through, though… some Mystics kicked us out and I was FORCED TO DEFEND MY HONOUR by taking out the whole gym single-handedly.

So, sorry to all the casually chatting parents at the party: I had an extremely low-stakes grudge to keep. Unless you were the Mystics, in which case: GET REKT.