I couldn’t have written this better than actual reality; in fact, I think if I’d had, y’all would have been like, hmm, a little on the nose, huh? But, this is what my dream fantasies have come down to: the simple pleasures of unburdening your day in a hot shower, immediately and with perfect ironic timing being interrupted by Momo calling for me.

I! Just! Want to be left alone! Like, most of the time! Is while I’m showering in my dreams too much to ask??

(Lil thought bubble icons from The Sims 4, because I’m currently, as the kids say, back on my bullshit. 🙂 )