99.99999% of the time I am against shaming a parent for any of their choices… but I am once again asking – in my inside voice, and not with a shame-bell, because I’m not an asshole – for people to keep their oozingly-sick children home and not take them to a completely optional day at the pumpkin patch, where they can proceed to make me feel phlegmy and tired for two weeks. This time, with the power of public policy behind me!!

Stay home! Stay home!! Aaaaaaahhh!!! Have you learned nothing?!

(And have a lil bonus, if you missed it on Twitter, for last week’s strip!)