How Baby #81: How It Happened
The return of Warlord Momo! In the Game of Chairs, you… chase after mom, trip on a rug, and split your nose open on the edge of a rogue POÄNG, apparently.
Monday was NOSE TRAUMA DAY, because it started with Momo nearly breaking my nose during a tickle fight, and ended in the ER with my baby getting surgical tape on her face.
She’s fine, she’s just got a cool origin story for that nose scar I gave her way back in strip 57. We spent a few hours in emergency because, typical mom, I thought she might need stitches because it’s on her face, but a triage nurse taped her up and that was it. She’s super not impressed with it, and has weaponized ‘mama, I don’t feel well’, which is apparently the password that unlocks all of my Motherly Care and Affection™ because yesterday she got picked up early from daycare and had ice cream “before” (read: for) dinner.