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We had a rare overnight date night line up the other day, and what did we do with it? Went to IKEA and planned out a bunch of bookcases, did like 90% of our Christmas shopping (RIP $$$), reorganized under the bathroom cabinets with a new drawer, and unfucked one of the worst laundry corners in the bedroom.

Yeah, sex is good and all, but have you ever tried tackling domestic labour without a five-year-old who alternates randomly between running away and touching everything they see?

Anyway it’s November 25 and we don’t have to go to a mall again until January, wyd?