Technically it’s just ‘reactive airway disease’ because she’s got sensitive little lungs and she’ll probably grow out of it as she gets older, but that’s harder to fit on a sign.

Apologies to the anxieties I’ve sown among other parents at the various parks, playgrounds, and science museums Momo is frequenting during spring break. Yes, she was sick like two weeks ago, but she’s not contagious any more! Her body just really wants a second and third serving of convulsive coughing, even though nothing’s wrong except for that coughing begets more coughing! What are you gonna do, right.