I’m a great parent and everyone should follow my example.

I felt the entire sentence unfold in my brain and form in my mouth, like the conveyor belt skit from I Love Lucy, and I was halfway through before I realized that there was no getting off this train and I may as well commit to the lesson. I guess. A little early for the discussion about, thanks to The Way Things Are, unscrupulous/immature men will expect more of her energy than they give back… that’s a bit of a complicated one for six, but, uh, sometimes the words just happen.