I tweeted about this story, but it was too good to not make into a comic for posterity. I mean, she’s right, but she doesn’t have to say it.

In our defense, the house has had an acrid pong for a few days because of the apple cider vinegar I had to leave out to catch fruit flies, which… is not that great of a defense, honestly, but at least it’s not garbage.

This time.

I still cleaned for like two hours after she went to bed, though.