Folks… she’s not sneaky. And it’s SUPER cute that she tries. She knows that walking, opening doors, and rustling packages are loud enough to make me question whether she should really be eating those goldfish crackers a half hour before lunch, but with her headphones on, she super misjudges how loud her own cronching noises are.

SNARF SNARF SNARF SNARF CRONCH OMPH OMPH

And then it’s ‘mom! how did you know?!’

Well, sweetie, I just have magical mom powers, of course.