I wonder how I ever get out of the house some days. Not pictured:

  • stroller and/or car seat and/or baby wrap
  • six scratch tickets, one of which is a winner
  • an expired prescription for birth control (seriously)
  • socks for mom, for when I find The Right Shoes
  • seriously way too many changes of clothes
  • what are you, a princess?
  • oh right, you are
  • who’s my little princess, wubba wubba woobwooo blllrlrrrggrr